After four years of anticipation and endless hours of training, soccer players from 32 countries are doing everything they can to play their best at the World Cup:
The Argentine team doctor has given the team his permission to have sex with their usual partners during the tournament.
The players from England, however, will be allowed to see their wives and girlfriends just once after each game, maybe less if they keep winning. Partners of the British players cannot stay overnight. There is no sex allowed, and the coach will be monitoring their behavior through TVs in their hotel rooms
The masterminds behind "Jersey Shore" are looking for a new stereotype for a new reality show -- keg tappin', mud ridin', Skynyrd lovin', God fearin', honky tonkin' Southern folk. Doron Ofir Casting is looking for "12 lucky guys and gals who are keepin' it country and want to party their asses off" to star in a new reality show called "Party Down South." According to DOC, there will be a casting RV that'll slow ride through Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Tennesse, Kentucky and West Virginia
Organizers of Germany's first national strip poker event say it was such a success they now want to make it an international event. The final of the event was staged in Hamburg after regional heats had taken place across the country including Berlin, Dresden and Cologne. The contest included professional poker players and amateurs, although not all those that reach the final were prepared to use their option of trading in their underwear to gain more chips.
Father’s Day is next weekend
TOP SIGNS (FOR FATHERS) YOUR KIDS HATE YOU
Each year, they give a "World's Greatest Dad" mug to the mailman
Their Father's Day gift: for one day, they don't call you "lardass"
They keep leaving phone numbers of divorce lawyers in Mom's purse
When they need batteries, they always seem to take ones from the smoke detector over your bed
Always asking their mother, "He's really the best you could do?"
When other kids say, "My dad can beat up your dad," they reply, "How much would that cost?"
They hold a tribal council, vote you out of the family
Their three goldfish are named "We," "Hate" and "Dad"
Marty Brooks
