Amy’s Pile: Venomous Hot Chili Sauce Mimics A Spider Bite

Are you the kind of person who enjoys food so spicy their mouth is on FIRE? If you are, then this might be the hot sauce for you!

This hot sauce, which is called “Scientific Steve’s Venom Chili Sauce”, actually mimics the symptoms of a spider bite. More specifically, it mimics the bite of a Trinidad Chevron tarantula’s fangs, which leaves its victims with muscle spasms and burning pain. Because what meal isn’t complete with muscle spasms and burning pain?

If you’re brave enough to try this dangerously hot chili sauce, you can buy it here for only $6.50. Good luck!