News from the Newsroom Floor 7/31/15

Normally, we’d make fun of someone for making a completely ridiculous 911 call. But if you think you’re about to eat some bacon, and suddenly that opportunity is taken away, justice MUST be served.
A guy in West Yorkshire, England called the police recently, because he was FURIOUS that his girlfriend had just let their CAT eat his BACON.
They just released the audio of the call, and he tells the dispatcher he wants to press charges against both the cat AND his girlfriend.
She explains that they can’t arrest the cat . . . and since it’s not a crime to let a cat eat bacon, it’s not a police issue.
As far as we know, the guy WASN’T arrested for making a frivolous emergency call.